Sandwich
We goin' on a school trip today,
De whole class goin' to Whitney Bay,
Ah teckin' me ball an' bat with me
To play beach cricket, an' let me see,
Ah mustn't forget me new frisbee,
An teacher say to bring a sandwich.
She say to bring a waterproof mac,
An' a change o' clothes in a knapsack,
For it bound to rain, she guarantee,
An' half o' we gwine end up in the sea,
An' we mustn't forget, any o' we,
Teacher say, to bring a sandwich.
She say we can bring a can o' drink,
Ah will bring some fizzy orange, ah think,
Some gobstoppers ah can share with Lee,
(An' everybody else, probably)
An apple or orange, an, ah definitely
Won't forget to bring a sandwich.
Ah ask me mother for some bread,
Some butter, lettuce, an' some cheddar cheese,
don't need nothing more,
An' ah just headin' for the door
when ah bump into me Granny Lenore,
An' she teck away me sandwich.
She say, don't know what you mother thinkin' bout,
How she could let a growin' child go out
With...